An audiowhore recognises a magnifique remix when she hears one.

A few months ago I woke up a French beast. SugaMotor, a producer/dj didn't really like my slating of one of his rather obnoxious mashups, La Roux vs The Killers.

Now this same chap is calling me an audiowhore. He also sent me a few of his yet unreleased new tracks. Women in general don't like to be called whores of any kind, but hey, he did put smileys in the email. And I must admit that especially one of his new remixes is bloody brilliant. And that's a lot coming from me, since David Bowie is sacred. Now he meets Muse and the sum is, if not more than the original pieces, at least very, very close. Or wait, has David Bowie ever sounded this good?

You heard it here first. Bowie's Moonage Daydream mixed with Muse's Small Print.

Superbe.